You Cain’t Hiiiiiide, Yore Slutty Eyes

(With apologies to the Eagles for the title)

Saudi women with attractive eyes may be forced to cover even them up, if resolution is passed

Women with attractive eyes may be forced to cover them up under Saudi Arabia’s latest repressive measure, it was reported yesterday.

The ultra-conservative Islamic state has said it has the right to stop women revealing ‘tempting’ eyes in public.

A spokesperson for Saudi Arabia’s Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, Sheikh Motlab al Nabet, said a proposal to enshrine the measure in law has been tabled.

“Tabled” in western vernacular means postponed, but elsewhere, as in this use (I think), it means “presented for serious discussion.”

They’re gonna talk about it.

Because those seductive Arabic jezebels just insist on sparking the irresistible urges of  poor Arabic men.

BTW, this is from those jolly scamps of correct behavior, Saudi Arabia’s Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, who brought us 15 dead schoolgirls in 2002, when

… the committee refused to allow female students out of a burning school in the holy city of Mecca because they were not wearing correct head cover.