Jesus Kicked Out of School

Bad news. Those poor, poor discriminated-against Christians, with nowhere else to hold services, may be forced out into the cold streets of New York.

Supreme Court nixes use of NYC public schools for services; 60 churches could be homeless by Feb. 12 

The case, Bronx Household of Faith v. Board of Education of the City of New York, has been churning through the courts for 16 years.

“We’re extremely disappointed,” said Jack Roberts, co-pastor of Bronx Household of Faith, an evangelical church which has been meeting at Public School 15 for the past nine years.

“I see it as having a chilling effect on religious freedom in our country.”

Exactly. A chilling effect. Literally. Nice Christians will be begging for crumbs on the sidewalks, rubbing their hands together over makeshift fires burning in oil drums, sleeping in cardboard boxes set up on ventilator grates.

I just don’t know what they’ll do. Unless it’s meet in the “approximately 2000 churches and 4000 informal places of worship such as community halls and homes,” or possibly the world’s largest world’s largest cathedral, the Episcopal Church of St. John the Divine.

For comparison, one unverified datum suggests there are only 174 Starbucks coffee shops in the entire city.

But still.

How sad.

Killing Atheists and Jews … Oh, Wait

This is really a cautionary tale for bloggers and blog readers, about checking your sources, starting with the dates.

I came across a link to a story on ParentDish, about a Left Behind video game, based on the Rapture novels of Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins. ParentDish reported the game involved Christian militia that slaughtered Jews and atheists on the streets of New York. Continue reading “Killing Atheists and Jews … Oh, Wait”

Jesus Shines Beam of Light on Miracle Dog

Here’s a story that is nothing short of a miracle.

I know this because the story teaser appears today on the front page of ABCNews.com, and the article, not marked as a blog or commentary, even uses the phrase “nothing short of a miracle” to describe the rescue of the title-referenced dog.

Not Photoshopped: Beam of Light Shines on Fallen Soldier’s Miracle Dog

Argh. I agonize over stories of soldiers in Iraq and their families. Mainly because I think Iraq was a disaster for the U.S. for soooo many reasons, economic and moral and political and corporate war profiteering reasons, for instance, and I especially hate the fact that more than 4,400 of America’s boys and girls — not to mention deliberately uncounted numbers of civilian non-combatants in Iraq itself — have died as a result. The symbolic finding of Bush and Blair to be war criminals is more than justified, in my opinion.

But … anytime you write about those fallen-soldier stories in detail, you have to take into account that the people in them are real, and they really are dealing, as best they can, with the death of a loved one. You want to be careful, for the sake of those hurting family members, in how you react to the core events of the story.

However! When it comes to reporting those stories, and the reporter steps way over the line and deliberately muddies the news with bombastic, preachy Christian metaphors, the reporting itself is definitely fair game.

The mythology projected at us in this story is that God took time out from his busy schedule of ruling the universe in order to … well, listen:

Sometimes when Rhonda hugged Hero she would softly pet her face and coo, “Justin, are you in there?”  It was Rhonda’s gentle way of remembering their son and his last living connection to Hero. At one point, Hero wandered off and took a stroll in the backyard. All of a sudden, the clouds broke and a light began to solidify in a beam directly down on Hero — a kind of vertical halo.

Talk about reaching. ABC’s Kimberly Launier might as well be going door to door handing out religious pamphlets.

As this dramatic ray of light was shining on Hero she turned to look at me, and it was all I could do to hold the camera steady and not drop it in astonishment. It was an unforgettable moment, and made me wonder if in fact Justin was in there. Then the light vanished.

There’s also this bigger picture surrounding the story — that it is aimed at more than the grieving family. It seeks to persuade the larger audience to buy into some sort of faux-Christian mythology, that a young man killed in military action might “return” and somehow inhabit the body of a female dog, and that a mystical superbeing might shine light on the dog while a photographer was present in order to give evidence of that fact.

And that part … well, I have my reservations. As a writer of fiction, I might justify it. As a writer of NEWS, I never could.

Warning!! Vicious Hate Crimes Described Herein!!

You may be shocked by the following account of dastardly hate crimes.

You may be horrified.

You may cry aloud “Merciful heavens! Is there no limit to the unmitigated perfidy!”

Sweet Jesus give me strength, I can barely recount these abhorrent acts. Brace yourself for a disgustingly graphic description of assaults sure to leave even strong men prostrate, tearing their hair in horror at the wanton, inhuman nature of the merciless transgressions.

I only dare do this after the fold, so that squeamish readers can be forewarned and hie themselves off to less intense news elsewhere. Continue reading “Warning!! Vicious Hate Crimes Described Herein!!”

You Cain’t Hiiiiiide, Yore Slutty Eyes

(With apologies to the Eagles for the title)

Saudi women with attractive eyes may be forced to cover even them up, if resolution is passed

Women with attractive eyes may be forced to cover them up under Saudi Arabia’s latest repressive measure, it was reported yesterday.

The ultra-conservative Islamic state has said it has the right to stop women revealing ‘tempting’ eyes in public.

A spokesperson for Saudi Arabia’s Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, Sheikh Motlab al Nabet, said a proposal to enshrine the measure in law has been tabled.

“Tabled” in western vernacular means postponed, but elsewhere, as in this use (I think), it means “presented for serious discussion.”

They’re gonna talk about it.

Because those seductive Arabic jezebels just insist on sparking the irresistible urges of  poor Arabic men.

BTW, this is from those jolly scamps of correct behavior, Saudi Arabia’s Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, who brought us 15 dead schoolgirls in 2002, when

… the committee refused to allow female students out of a burning school in the holy city of Mecca because they were not wearing correct head cover.

 

The Immortality of Gullibility

One of my readers left a comment on my Religion vs. Science piece and provided a link to the site “Soulgineering.” Muddling around in there, I came across this article, Physics and the Immortality of the Soul.

I can’t argue the science, but – being a writer and editor – I do have something of a feel for language, and the article is a not-very-artful mess of waffling and padding. If this was an article about heroin addiction, the writer would be easily recognizable as an enabler. Continue reading “The Immortality of Gullibility”

Are We There Yet? Well, Yeah. Pretty Much.

The Rapture” — by Robert Bissell

I was in a Schmuckapalooza supermarket in my hometown in upstate New York, at 6 p.m. on May 21, 2011, when I realized the end was coming.

I remember it exactly because a Christian minister, Harold Camping, had predicted that precise time and date for the Rapture. According to Camping, 200 million Christians would be spirited into Heaven at just that moment. The rest, the left behinds, would live out their days on an increasingly violent Earth until the entire planet was destroyed just 5 months later. Continue reading “Are We There Yet? Well, Yeah. Pretty Much.”