Tito 1: Meeting

tito-logbiter.jpgI first met him when I lived in a small apartment at the back of a publishing house that did a twice-weekly local newspaper. I worked as an editor and writer in the back-office magazine division, and lived exactly one door away from my work. My commute was all of 10 feet.

The town was called Mammoth Lakes, and it was a summer-winter resort that offered skiing (and way too much snow-shoveling) in the winter, and hiking, camping and fishing in the summer. I can’t say whether it was the altitude, or the innate dryness of the air, but fleas were unable to survive at the 8,000 feet elevation, which made the place a paradise for dogs. Add in the limitless trails due to the fact that the town stood on the edge of the High Sierra mountain wilderness, an uncountable number of crystal-clear, ice-cold streams flowing out of those mountains and into cold, clear trout-filled lakes, and the plentiful wildlife – deer, bears, coyotes, raccoons, squirrels, chipmunks and lightning-fast bunnies – and it would have to be the place every good city dog dreamed of finding as his reward after death.

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The Dangerous Craft

tito-snow-face.jpgThere are people capable of thinking in dynasties, or Great Works, but I’m sure I’m not one of them. Knowing myself from the inside as I do, I have a hard time imagining that anyone ever actually SET OUT to build a pyramid. Or that China’s Great Wall came about after a single act of decision by some one person.

But maybe it comes with practice. You start out with small projects, say a tabletop pyramid, or a Small Wall across the back of your lot. Once you learn you can complete those, you go on to larger and larger ones. Until eventually you can say “Okay, I’m ready to start a Great Wall,” and feel confident that you can cross all of China eventually.  Or you start with tiny model rockets, go on to bigger and bigger ones, until eventually you graduate and say “Okay, now let’s put some human footprints on the moon.”

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Another reason mainstream media sucks

bushsmirk.jpgYesterday Rep. Dennis Kucinich, D-Ohio, presented 35 Articles of Impeachment on the floor of the House of Representatives.

And today I can’t find it on the mainstream media at all, anywhere. ABC, CNN, MSNBC, even the BBC has let readers down.

I have found a very brief story on Reuters, but it makes the point several times that the effort is not expected to go anywhere.

Bob Fertik, President of Democrats.com, said: “Some might question why Congressman Kucinich has done this now. My question is why 434 other Congress Members have not done it before. Despite the uncountable and unspeakable crimes this administration has committed, George Bush and Dick Cheney remain in power and immune from prosecution. Congress must impeach Bush and Cheney now – before they further abuse their power by pardoning [everyone involved] for all of their crimes.”

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Flying Monkeys of Jesus

shadows-225x198.jpgThe Shreveport Times (writer Kristi Richie, June 7, 2008) reports:

Pornography, Harry Potter books burned at monthly meeting

About 30 people gathered for a regional revival Friday night that included a book burning as a statement to reach out to local residents.

Because nothing “reaches out” to people like a good book burning.

“It is allowed for Harry Potter to be taught in our schools, but not the Bible,” International House of Prayer pastor James Crawford said during the Shreveport Regional Unity of Faith Revival.

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Left Behind: McCain’s Ex-Wife Misses the Rapture

mccain.jpgSome of my oldest friends have asked me to never again say anything bad about our dear, honest, never-made-a-mistake, never-told-a-lie President Bush in the emails I send them, so I’ve laid off that poor misunderstood Christian patriot-in-the-White-House in recent writing.

But hey, doesn’t mean I can’t snipe at McCain 🙂

See, it’s okay because everybody knows we brainless liberals hate America and don’t understand normal values. So, this just in — A senseless hate-filled liberal attack piece on that valiant war hero John McCain.

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Upcoming Carnival of the Godless

I’m hosting the Carnival of the Godless on June 22.

If you have a blog post in the atheist/agnostic/humanist vein you’d like to submit, get it to BlogCarnival before — that’s BEFORE — June 20, and you’ll see it introduced and linked here.

An answer to David

mad.jpgIn reply to my post about a yearned-for speech by Barack Obama, David Harmon made a couple of worthwhile points in the comments. I started to reply to them, and — typical for me — I couldn’t seem to express my thoughts in just a few words. My answer ended up being post-length rather than comment length, so I decided to just make it a separate post.

David said:

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Barry Obama’s Speech

obama.jpgIn some happy alternate universe, this is the speech given by Barack Obama on the night he formally accepts the Democratic nomination to be the party’s presidential candidate.

Barack Obama:

One of the major issues of this presidential campaign, for all of the candidates, has been the war in Iraq. Yet in speaking of the war, and of so many other issues – issues of security, economic issues, issues of the global environment – we have continued to react to emergencies now before us, rather than taking a more thoughtful, proactive approach, to foresee and avoid potential emergencies to come, and to foresee and help create the countless opportunities which may lie in our future.

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Charley & Me – Part 3 (end)

charleyx.jpgFalling Rock was never seen again. Black Deer questioned Grey Owl and Running Wolf when they returned with the trophy, and became suspicious. He delayed his decision and sent all the tribe’s warriors out to look for signs of the missing brave. They came back with no sign of him, but expert trackers believed Falling Rock may have been attacked, had escaped, and might return.

So they waited, but they also continued to search. Years passed and Black Deer died, but Shining Fawn never married. Braves who had liked Falling Rock continued to search – to find even his bones would satisfy the tribe’s desire to know what happened to the well-liked young hunter. They traveled north and south along the rough mountain range, and to the east and west of it, meeting other tribes and telling the story, asking for news, and never finding anything.

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Charley & Me – Part 2

charley1.jpgCharley’s not a very big guy, but he’s solid, and every inch of him you can see is either burned a deep tan by the sun, or covered in tough hide from a lifetime of hard outdoor physical labor. Below the neck, everything inside that hide is either hard muscle, rawhide-strong tendon or solid bone. And there’s this: Charley has a reputation. He’ll fight anybody, anytime, and he’s never been known, in any town within a day’s drive, to lose. If you catch his hands still for a second, you can count the scars on his knuckles from those fights. As I found out later, even the local cops would back away from getting into a physical dispute with him.

Anyway, about 20 seconds into this male-dominance dispute, Danny-boy picks up his plate with as much grace as he can muster, and quietly moves to another chair.

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