We Are SO F*cking Doomed

Jesus LightSaw this pic on Facebook, with the caption

do you see jesus? type “amen” if you see him

How many typed “amen”? I didn’t go through and inspect every single response, but in the looking I did do — the most recent several hundred responses — every person typed “amen” or something even more goddy.

As of 9:45 p.m. today, the post got 125,177 comments, 310,000 likes, and almost 13,000 shares.

Oh, and Donald Trump just won the primaries in Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania and Rhode Island. It wasn’t even close.

Gah.

On the plus side, I think Hillary is going to crush him. The comedic dynamic of the GOP primary is that the “joke” candidate is kicking the asses of the “serious” candidates. The GOP built this monster, and if he runs amuck and destroys the whole party — while they tear out their hair and scream to the heavens “What have I done!!?” — that’s fine with me.

But still … that he’s getting votes at all is a testament to the utter gullibility of some of you Earth people.

Hey, come to think of it, that light in the clouds looks a lot like Donald Trump! Someone alert Fox News!

  • Mr. A

    How do they know it isn’t Zeus? Personally I don’t even think it looks human.

  • Great post as usual. And yes, they are ignoramuses.

  • Peter_J88

    I think it looks like the Scales of Justice lady… She’s coming to tell us that if you’re going to put a ‘joke’ candidate up for election then it’s going to come back and bite you on the arse at some point…

  • Robert Templeton

    Pareidolia times a hundred. People are idiots.

  • Zinc

    I see a whip, and a tilted hat….Giant, light-born, Indian Jones!

    • TheBookOfDavid

      Whip, yes, but the “hat” is actually a short pair of horns. They are definitely getting better at identifying their real god.

  • Machintelligence

    Looks more like Diogenes to me. Isn’t that a lamp in his hand?

  • Jeff

    Hey, isn’t that the hermit dude from inside Led Zeppelin IV’s gatefold?

  • InnerFish

    Gandalf. It’s totally Gandalf.

  • Kevin P. Hepp

    I see the figure Death, with his scythe lowered….. that or.. no, its Death.

    • Speedwell

      Hooded cloak and scythe, yeah.

  • “…..the “joke” candidate is kicking the asses of other “joke” candidates…..”
    .

  • Matt Cavanaugh

    I see Ming the Merciless.

    *

    Many people support Trump because he is the only candidate to address their concerns about immigration. He is also the only one on the GOP side to address concerns about bad trade deals, China’s economic bullying, and the excesses of the elite (yes, the latter ironic.) Nearly all of my conservative friends have long felt ignored by the GOP.

    While Sanders also rails against the status quo, he plays Identity politics too much to appeal to middle-class independents.

    So, are these Trump supporters “gullible”, or just sending a deliberate message to the out-of-touch establishment of both main parties?

  • Ol’ Hippy

    My first response was a reaper with a scythe. See doomed.

  • Yonah

    That’s not Jesus. The robe look is so first century. He now wears a suit…like a Methodist preacher.

  • DreadPirateRogers

    I see the Tarot card “The Hermit.”

  • David Rodger

    That picture’s a fake. I’m much more impressed by Cheesus.
    http://grilledcheesejesus.com/wp/im-tellin-yaits-all-about-the-cheese/