Attack of the Giant Pythons

python.jpgNews Flash! Government scientists confirm: Humans are mammals!

“As for other potential prey, human beings – like rodents, beavers and deer – are mammals, government scientists confirmed.”

… Of course, we’re all going to be eaten by giant snakes. But still.

San Francisco Chronicle / Thursday, Feb. 21

New threat to our way of life: giant pythons

Oh, good.