Actual Proof There Is No God

Probably the best banana-eating, beer-drinking, nose-harmonica player in the world today:

This is actually pretty cool, don’t you think? Kudos to the gentleman for developing the act!

And I’m sure he got there — just as do all the skilled surgeons and rescue workers, nurses and firefighters who come second to Jesus when the thanks get given out — with a lot of mundane, absolutely non-mystical, very hard work.