Some of my oldest friends have asked me to never again say anything bad about our dear, honest, never-made-a-mistake, never-told-a-lie President Bush in the emails I send them, so I’ve laid off that poor misunderstood Christian patriot-in-the-White-House in recent writing.
But hey, doesn’t mean I can’t snipe at McCain 🙂
See, it’s okay because everybody knows we brainless liberals hate America and don’t understand normal values. So, this just in — A senseless hate-filled liberal attack piece on that valiant war hero John McCain.
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In reply to my post about a yearned-for speech by Barack Obama, David Harmon made a couple of worthwhile points in the comments. I started to reply to them, and — typical for me — I couldn’t seem to express my thoughts in just a few words. My answer ended up being post-length rather than comment length, so I decided to just make it a separate post.
In some happy alternate universe, this is the speech given by Barack Obama on the night he formally accepts the Democratic nomination to be the party’s presidential candidate.
Falling Rock was never seen again. Black Deer questioned Grey Owl and Running Wolf when they returned with the trophy, and became suspicious. He delayed his decision and sent all the tribe’s warriors out to look for signs of the missing brave. They came back with no sign of him, but expert trackers believed Falling Rock may have been attacked, had escaped, and might return.
Man, I love computers!
It was a funny idea, that the ‘engine’ of your body might quit. That you had a fuel tank of sharply limited size, and if you got between distant gas stations and ran out, you were just … gone. That from the day of your birth, you have to frantically keep fueling yourself, and you dare not take chances about it.
In five minutes we were smothered in swirling, blinding snow. I could see about four feet in front of me. I could make out my partner’s tracks in the snow ahead, but absolutely nothing else.